Iron This

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and yells, “If I’m about to die, I want to die feeling like a woman!”

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She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”

A drunk fellow stands up, removes his shirt and says, “HERE, FUCKIN’ IRON THIS!”

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