The Slow Foursome on the Golf Course

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A priest, a doctor, and a golfer are waiting at a tee while a painfully slow group plays ahead of them.

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After watching them take forever, the golfer finally explodes:

“What is wrong with these guys?! They’re terrible!”

The caddy nearby says,

“Oh, you didn’t hear? That group is made up of firefighters who lost their sight saving people from a burning building. They play once a week.”

The priest bows his head and says,

“That’s so tragic… I’ll say a prayer for them tonight.”

The doctor says,

“I know a specialist who might be able to help restore some vision.”

The golfer pauses, then says…

“Why can’t they just play at night?”

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Posted: May 29, 2026 (3 weeks ago)
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