A sergeant yelled at one of his soldiers, “Why did you blow your cover and run out of the bushes?”
“Sorry, sir. I didn’t move when the dog peed on me. I didn’t move when a snake crawled over me.”
Sergeant: “Then what happened?”
“Well sir, two squirrels ran up my pants, and one said, ‘Let’s eat one now, and save the other for winter!’ That’s when I lost it!”
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