The Woman and the Discharge

A woman went to the doctor and said, “I’m getting too much discharge.”

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The doctor said, “Pop your knickers off and slip onto the bed.”

He put on his latex gloves and slipped 2 fingers into her vagina.

“How does that feel?” he asked.

“Fucking lovely,” she replied. “But the discharge is in my ear.”

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