My Girlfriend’s Vagina Smells Like Roses

Bob tells his buddy, “My girlfriend’s vagina smells like roses!”

His buddy says, “That’s incredible! You’re really lucky.”

And Bob says, “Yeah, but Rose has bigger tits.”

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