The Twenty-Dollar Tomatoes

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A guy went to a supermarket to buy 2 tomatoes.

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At the checkout, the clerk said, “That’ll be $20.”

The guy was upset. “Two tomatoes for $20? Are you out of your mind?!”

The clerk said, “That’s the price, you want them or not?”

The guy said, “I don’t want them, and you know what you can do with them?”

The clerk said, “I can’t, there’s already a $10 cucumber there.”

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Posted: May 25, 2026 (4 weeks ago)
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Topics: awkward, commerce, food
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