Adam and the Cost of a Mate

After God created Adam, Adam came to God and said, “You created all the animals and each one has a mate, but I’m alone. Can you create me one also?”

God replied, “Well Adam, I can create a mate for you. It will be the crown of my creation, someone who will serve you, and your every need and desire. The most beautiful and loving creature. She will take care of you always, and give you all the respect that is deserving of you. The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg.”

Adam thought for a second and said, “That’s a bit steep, what can I get for a rib?”

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Removing It From the Church

What’s the hardest part of being an organ donor?

Removing it from the church.

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Posted: May 25, 2026 (3 months ago)
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