The Husband Who Cried the Most

A bus full of housewives on a picnic trip tragically veered off a bridge and fell into a river. All the wives passed away…

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Each husband cried for a week, except for one, who kept crying for more than two weeks!

When asked why he was so devastated, he replied miserably: “My wife missed the bus!”

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