Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago.
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Unleash ChaosYesterday, his wife suggested they have a cheat day.
She came home with pizza and McDonald’s French fries.
Bob came home with his secretary.
Visiting hours for Bob are between 9:00am and 2:00pm at Jackson Memorial Hospital.
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