The Cabbie and the Preacher at the Pearly Gates

A cab driver dies and reaches the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven.

Next in line is a preacher.

St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow, and says, “OK, we’ll let you in, but take that cloth robe and wooden staff.”

The preacher is shocked.

“But I am a man of the cloth! You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely I rate higher than a cabbie!”

St. Peter responds matter-of-factly:

“This is Heaven, and up here we’re interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the cabbie drove his taxi, people prayed.”

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I awoke and saw a host of winged angels before me.

I awoke and saw a host of winged angels before me. At first I was afraid and thought, “Is this is the end?” But I wanted to go with them, for they were truly beautiful to behold. And then I realized I’d fallen asleep with the TV on and had woken up during a Victoria’s Secret commercial.

Posted: May 31, 2026 (4 months ago)
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