Little Johnny and the Spelling Lesson

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” and that also ate things.

The first little boy said, “Alligator.” “Very good James, that’s a big word.”

The second boy said, “Predator.” “Yes, that’s another big word Alan, well done.”

Little Johnny says, “Vibrator.”

After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says, “That’s a big word Johnny, but it doesn’t eat anything.”

“Well my mother has one and she says it eats batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”