Bring Your Child to Work Day

I took my eight-year-old girl to the office with me on Bring Your Child to Work Day.

As we walked around the office, she starting crying, so I asked her what was wrong.

As my colleagues gathered round, she sobbed: “But Daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?”

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If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 10 years of working in a law firm, it’s that

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in my 10 years of working in a law firm, it’s that there’s never a good time to say, “Lick me, law-boy!” to the managing partner.

Posted: May 31, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: children, parenting, workplace humor
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