The Son and the Lawn Mower

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My son came up to me this morning and asked, “Dad, can I borrow your new lawn mower to make some extra money?”

And honestly?

I got emotional for a second.

I thought, “Look at this kid… hardworking… entrepreneurial… not afraid to hustle.”

So I proudly handed him the keys.

The next day I asked, “So, how much did you make?”

He grinned and said, “$300.”

I nearly teared up. “That’s my boy.”

Then I paused.

“Wait… where’s the mower?”

He shrugged and said, “I sold it.”

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Well I’m Here Now

A member of the KGB is walking along a production line in a factory and decides to ask a few questions of one of the workers.

KGB: “Comrade, if you had a drink of vodka, could you still perform your appointed tasks?”

The worker thinks a bit and replies, “Yes, I think so.”

KGB: “Comrade, if you had five drinks of vodka, could you still perform your appointed tasks?”

The worker again considers this a bit and again replies, “Yes, I think so.”

KGB: “Comrade, if you had ten drinks of vodka, could you still perform your appointed tasks?”

The worker answers quickly, “Well, I’m here now…”

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Posted: May 29, 2026 (3 weeks ago)
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