The Son and the Lawn Mower

My son came up to me this morning and asked, “Dad, can I borrow your new lawn mower to make some extra money?”

And honestly?

I got emotional for a second.

I thought, “Look at this kid… hardworking… entrepreneurial… not afraid to hustle.”

So I proudly handed him the keys.

The next day I asked, “So, how much did you make?”

He grinned and said, “$300.”

I nearly teared up. “That’s my boy.”

Then I paused.

“Wait… where’s the mower?”

He shrugged and said, “I sold it.”

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Seven Sins and a Sour Confession

A gorgeous blonde goes into confession. “My boyfriend made love to me seven times last night”, she told the priest.
“Drink the juice of seven lemons”, said the priest.
“Will that absolve me of my sins?” she asked.
“No, but it’ll wipe that smile off your face.”

Posted: May 29, 2026 (4 months ago)
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