The Preacher and Mrs O’Malley

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“Mrs O’Malley, good morning,” greeted the preacher.

“Good morning, Pastor,” she replied.

“Last week, your husband walked out during the sermon. I hope nothing too serious is the matter?”

“Nothing too serious, just that he has a tendency for sleepwalking.”

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Posted: May 31, 2026 (3 weeks ago)
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