A cocky lawyer tells a country boy, “If you can’t answer my question, you owe me $5. If I can’t answer yours, I owe you $5,000.”
The boy asks: “What has three legs going up a hill, but five legs coming down?”
The lawyer searches the internet for an hour, gives up, and hands the boy $5,000.
“Alright,” the lawyer snaps, “so what is it?”
The boy silently hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
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