The Adult Toy Shop and the Checkered Thermos

The owner of an adult toy shop was training his new employee on the rules, how things worked, and the price list of their products.

“The only items without price tags are the dildos kept behind the cashier counter.

The white ones are $10, and the black ones are $25.

Everything else in the store already has the price marked on it.

Now, I’m heading out for a bit to take care of something important. I’ll be back in about an hour or two.”

Business went smoothly for an hour, until finally a customer asked about the items kept behind the counter.

“How much are those toys?”

“The white ones are $10, and the black ones are $25.”

“Oh, those are nice! How much is that one with the checkered pattern?”

Thinking quickly on his feet, the employee replied, “That one is $200.”

“SOLD! I’ll take it!”

An hour later, the owner returned and asked how business had been while he was gone.

“It was booming, Boss! I managed to sell five of the white ones and ten of the black ones. And I also got $200 for that checkered thermos of yours you had sitting back there!”