I went to the doctor because I was having back pain.
He examined me and said, “It turns out one of your legs is longer than the other. But good news, I have a quick fix!”
“Nonsense,” I said. “You can’t fix one leg being longer than the other!”
He handed me a thick insole and told me to put it in the shoe of my shorter leg.
“Just try it. You’ll see.”
So I did.
Amazingly, my back pain disappeared, and I could stand up straight again.
“Oh,” I said, feeling a little embarrassed. “I guess I stand corrected.”
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