Crumpled Dollars and the Garage

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A wife arrives home on her husband’s day off.

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She asks, “Hey Hubby, have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”

He says, “Erm… I dunno. Why?”

She gives him a sexy smile, shakes her cleavage and says, “I wonder what’s in there?”

Husband smiles, reaches in and pulls out a $20 crumpled note.

Wife asks, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”

Husband says, “No I haven’t,” and starts to grin.

She gives him another sexy smile and pulls up her skirt.

He reaches into her tight panties and pulls out a crumpled fifty dollar bill and starts breathing heavily.

“Now,” she says, “have you ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?”

“$50,000?! Where do I see that?” he asks, eyes wide open and heavily aroused.

She says, “Go look in the garage.”

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Posted: June 5, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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