My wife sent a message to me:
“I am leaving you. Sex with you is not what it used to be. This is the end.”
But I am so lucky — another message from her arrived:
“Sorry. This message was not for you.”
Got a better punchline or a worse take? Drop a one-liner.
Leave this empty
Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.
Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.
Football is a game of inches — much like naked limbo.