A man called his wife and said, “Hey darling, great news! My boss invited me on a week-long fishing trip out of town. Big chance for a promotion! Can you pack me enough clothes for the week, set out my rod and tackle box, and… don’t forget my new blue silk pajamas!”
His wife felt something wasn’t quite right, but being a good wife, she did everything he asked.
A week later he came home — tired, sunburned, but smiling.
She asked, “So, how was it? Did you catch anything?”
He grinned, “Oh yes! Plenty of salmon, some bluegill… even a swordfish! But hey — why didn’t you pack my blue silk pajamas?”
She smiled sweetly and said, “Oh, I did. They were in your fishing box.”
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