The Voodoo Doll Wife

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My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”

I replied: “No.”

She responded: “How about now?”

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Posted: June 9, 2026 (2 weeks ago)
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