Three Men Shopping for Christmas Presents

Three men in the city shopping for wives’ Christmas presents.

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They agree on two presents each and to meet in the bar after a couple of hours so they can compare their haul. Later in the bar they get their gifts out…

First man: “I got my wife a necklace and a scarf, so if she doesn’t like the necklace, she can wear the scarf over it.”

Second man: “I got my wife a wrist watch and some long gloves, so if she doesn’t like the watch she can pull a glove over it.”

Third man: “I got my wife some perfume and a dildo, so if she doesn’t like the perfume she can go fuck herself.”

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You know you have been married a while when Date Night involves getting a sitter for the

You know you have been married a while when Date Night involves getting a sitter for the kids so you can shop at Restoration Hardware until it closes.

Posted: June 11, 2026 (4 months ago)
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