Jack walked into a sports bar late one evening and sat down next to a blonde woman watching the news.
The report was about a man standing on the edge of a tall building, about to jump.
The woman asked, “Do you think he’s going to jump?”
Jack replied, “I’m sure he will.”
“I’m sure he won’t,” she said.
Jack put down $30 and said, “You’re on.”
Just as she placed her money down, the man jumped and fell to his death.
The woman, upset, handed Jack her $30.
“Fair’s fair… here’s your money.”
Jack said, “I can’t take this. I saw the 5pm news earlier and I already knew he was going to jump.”
The blonde woman replied, “I saw it too. I just didn’t think he’d do it again.”
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