What’s the difference between a mistress, a hooker, and a wife?
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Unleash ChaosThe mistress says, “Oh honey! More! Deeper!”
The hooker says, “Come on! Faster! Time to go!”
The wife says, “Beige! Beige! I’m going to paint the ceiling beige!”
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