Reliving Our First Date

I suggested to my wife that we go to the bar separately to relive our first date.

So I walked over to her and asked, “Hi, can I buy you a drink?”

She said, “Get lost, I’m not falling for that again!”

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A meth head actor

What do you call an actor who’s addicted to meth?

A meth-head actor.

Posted: June 13, 2026 (3 months ago)
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