I Thought I Finally Found a Friend

A priest is walking in the park heading towards his church, when he suddenly hears a man shout, “Man, I sure do love minors!”

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The priest turns around in shock and looks at the man who is talking on his phone. “Yeah! I mean you wouldn’t expect it, but they really know what they’re doing down there! They’re great at handling business!”

The priest’s eyes widen in shock. He starts walking towards the man and is about to say something when the man goes, “Honestly dude, they deserve every penny of their salary! My company would go bankrupt if it wasn’t for those miners!”

The priest stops, turns around and continues towards his church. At the church, the priest is visibly upset. One of the nuns finally asks him what the problem is, and the priest explains the whole story and how he misjudged the man.

At the end, with tears in his eyes, the priest goes, “You know, I thought I finally had found a friend!”

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Posted: June 22, 2026 (7 hours ago)
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