I Can Tell by the Voice

A guy comes home completely drunk, and his wife is furious. “How much have you had to drink this time?” she says.

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“Nothing,” mumbles the guy.

“Listen to me, you liar!” she shouts. “It’s either me or the goddamn bar. Which is it?”

And the guy says, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”

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