A guy comes home completely drunk, and his wife is furious. “How much have you had to drink this time?” she says.
“Nothing,” mumbles the guy.
“Listen to me, you liar!” she shouts. “It’s either me or the goddamn bar. Which is it?”
And the guy says, “It’s you. I can tell by the voice.”
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