A man with an unshakeable erection asks for help from the pharmacist.
The lady who attends to him has never seen a problem this persistent and is unsure how to proceed. At first, she tried putting it in rubbing alcohol, but that didn’t help. Next up was mild citric acid, but that had no effect. She tried dipping it into everything from mineral oil to shampoo, but nothing would cure it.
Finally, she had a bright idea and stuck it in cider.
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