The Gym Teacher’s Demonstration

A principal is in a health class telling them it will be sex education week and gym teacher Mr. Wilson will be teaching.

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The principal exits the classroom, then comes in walking Mr. Wilson with a banana in hand.

“Class, today I will be teaching you all how to properly put on a condom.”

The kids look at him and the banana.

Mr. Wilson tells them, “You’re probably wondering why I have a banana. Well, because it’s hard for me to get an erection on an empty stomach.”

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