Can I Come Over

I was in Walmart using the restroom when, just as I closed the stall door, a voice from the next stall said:

“Hey! How’s it going over there?”

Embarrassed, I replied, “Not bad, thanks.”

The voice asked, “Cool. What are you up to?”

I said, “Umm… just trying to take care of a little private business over here.”

Then the voice asked, “Alright. Can I come over?”

Shocked, I replied, “Excuse me?!”

Then I heard, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. Some idiot in the next stall keeps answering all my questions.”

I stayed in the stall until he left.