The Unfaithful Wife

A man goes to the therapist and says…

“Doctor, you got to help me. My wife is unfaithful to me. Every night, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up a man.

She sleeps with anybody who asks her. I can’t take this anymore!”

The therapist says:

“Relax. Take a deep breath, sit down, and tell me exactly, where’s Larry’s bar?”

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I’d say the worst part of starting a brand new relationship is discovering she lives in

I’d say the worst part of starting a brand new relationship is discovering she lives in a place with a spiral staircase and then having to dump her. Like hell I’m gonna someday have to move a queen bed or armoire down that thing.

Posted: July 11, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: infidelity, therapy
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