A man moves into a nudist colony.
A few days later, he receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send a recent photo of himself in his new home.
Embarrassed to let her know he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day, he realizes he accidentally sent the bottom half.
He panics, but then remembers how poor his grandmother’s eyesight is and hopes she won’t notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from her.
It reads:
My dearest grandson,
It was so wonderful to receive your letter and picture. It made my whole week, and I’m so happy to see you’re settling into your new home.
I do have one small suggestion, though. You should really change your hairstyle. It makes your nose look too short.
Love always,
Grandma
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