Baggage

At the airport, a man handed over three suitcases.

“One to LA, one to Boston, and one to Orlando.”

The check-in agent said, “Sir, we can’t split up your luggage like that.”

He said, “Why not? You managed it perfectly on my last flight.”

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My dad is fond of writing on containers of “his” leftovers, “Do not TOUCH or EAT, under

My dad is fond of writing on containers of “his” leftovers, “Do not TOUCH or EAT, under penalty of DEATH or DISMEMBERMENT, and not necessarily IN THAT ORDER!!!” I find that deliciously ironic when we’ve ordered a bucket of fried chicken.

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