Elderly Couple Pulled Over by a Cop From Arkansas

An elderly couple driving get pulled over by a cop. The woman is behind the wheel, and is a bit hard of hearing.

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The cop: “Ma’am, you were speeding.”

She turns to her husband: “What? What did he say?”

He shouts into her ear: “You were speeding!”

The cop: “Your license, please.”

Once again, she turns to her husband: “What did he say?”

He shouts even louder into her ear: “Give him your license!”

She hands it over.

The cop looks at it and says: “Oh, you’re from Arkansas. I remember being there once… and having the absolute worst sex of my life.”

The woman: “What? What did he say?”

The husband shouts into her ear: “He said he knows you!”

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