90-Year-Old at His Check-Up

A 90-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling and the 90-year-old said things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 23-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that?

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The doctor considered his question for a moment and then began. I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was setting off to go hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water’s edge.

He realized he’d left his gun at home and so he would not be able to shoot the magnificent creature but, out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it was his favorite hunting rifle and went “bang, bang”. Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?

The 90-year-old said, “If you ask me, I’d say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”

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After four hours of running through ankle-deep snow in shower shoes, pants belted to my

After four hours of running through ankle-deep snow in shower shoes, pants belted to my forehead like a denim hat, and playing “Do You Believe In Magic?” on the kazoo, a fellow masher sledded over and broke the news to me that it’s not called the “Idiotarod.”

Posted: August 5, 2026 (2 months ago)
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