Date Who Drills Holes

My date told me she spends all her free time drilling holes.

I said, “Well… that’s boring.”

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I was putting on my shoes when my hands were full and I had to

I was putting on my shoes when my hands were full and I had to sort of artfully slip my heel in several times until it felt just right. That’s when I thought to myself: This is a lot like fucking.

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