A redneck tells his buddy, “Hey, I just got a promotion! I’m the boss’s sexual consultant.”
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Unleash ChaosHis buddy says, “Sexual consultant? How did you get that job?”
And the redneck says, “I told the boss he should fire Jones in accounting. And the boss said, ‘When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.’”
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