Little Johnny Vocabulary Check

An older neighbor runs into Little Johnny as he’s coming home from school

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“How are you, Johnny?”

“Fine.”

“And how is school?”

“Fine.”

“And how are your parents doing?”

“Fine.”

“Tell me, do you have any other words in your vocabulary besides ‘Fine’?”

“Dad said I’m not allowed to say ‘Fuck Off’ yet.”

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