A priest and a voluptuous young woman were alone at the church.
“Ohhh, Father!” whispered the woman into his ear. “Don’t you just wanna come and fuck my pussy?”
“Good heavens, my child, no!” cried the horrified priest. “Always remember: God gave you your womanhood solely for you to bear children with a man who’s your husband.”
“Fine, Father,” said the woman. “Then what about if I give you a blowjob instead?”
“Lord have mercy, my child!” exclaimed the priest. “Don’t you know that your mouth should always be holy and only be used to pray and worship the Lord?”
“You’re right, Father,” conceded the young woman. “So maybe I can give you a handjob?”
“I wouldn’t dream of defiling you like that, child,” admonished the priest. “Your hands were given to you by God so you could accomplish His good works. They should never be used for filthy deeds.”
Then the woman finally lost her patience:
“ALRIGHT THEN, FATHER!! Then just stop fucking my ass, ’cause it’s hurting me a lot!”
Chaotic Meh