A guy walks his girlfriend to her front door after a date. He leans lazily against the house.
“So?” he says.
“So?” she replies.
“So, how about a blowjob?”
“Are you crazy? My parents might see us!”
“Come on, who’s going to see us at this hour? I’ll return the favour.”
“Can you imagine if we got caught? Oh my god, what my father would do to you.”
“There’s no one around. They’re all asleep.”
“No way, it’s far too risky.”
“But I love you so much.”
A light comes on and the front door opens. The girl’s sister appears in her night clothes. She says, “Dad says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Or I can do it. Or if needs be, he’ll do it himself. But for god’s sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom.”
Chaotic Meh