My grandmother taught my mother how to drive, and she, in turn, taught me.

My grandmother taught my mother how to drive, and she, in turn, taught me. Luckily, my mother didn’t also pass down the knowledge of how to get pregnant in the back seat, because some family traditions should just fade away.

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