Tied to the Railroad Tracks

A guy was walking to a bar, and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex.

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He gets to the bar. Friends ask why he’s so late. He tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in.

Friends give him props and ask if he got head. The guy replies, “I couldn’t find it.”

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