An Ad for a Husband

A couple of days later the doorbell rings and she answers the door.

Sitting on her porch is a man in a wheelchair with no arms nor legs.

She says, “I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood the ad.”

The man asks, “Why? I have no arms, so I won’t lay a hand to you, and I have no legs, so I won’t run around on you.”

The woman replies, “But the ad also said you had to be good in bed.”

The man says, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”