Three Pregnant Women at the Bar

Three women were sitting in a bar, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. They were all pregnant.

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The brunette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other two asked how.

She replied, “Well, I was on top when I conceived, so I will have a baby boy.”

The redhead said, “If your logic is correct, then I will have a baby girl because I was on the bottom when I conceived.”

The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, “PUPPIES, PUPPIES!”

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