A guy is looking for a place to sit in a college library.
He asks a girl, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”
The girl replies in a loud voice, “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students turn and stare at the guy. Flushed with embarrassment, he moves to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walks quietly to the guy’s table and says with a laugh, “I study psychology, so I know what a man is thinking. Guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responds, also in a loud voice, “$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT’S TOO MUCH!”
All the students are now looking at the girl in shock.
The guy whispers in her ear, “I study law, and I know how to screw people.”
Chaotic Meh