The Teen and the Exam Excuse

A smart-mouthed teen at the back of the class raised his hand and asked…

“Miss, what would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”

The entire class broke out in laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said… “Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”

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Magic Relationship

Wife wanted me to put the magic back into our relationship.

But I don’t think sawing her in half was what she was thinking.

Posted: May 29, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: classroom humor, education, sexual innuendo
Sensitivity: PG-13