Woman: “Doc, I’m farting constantly! No smell and no sound. Since I came in, I must have farted at least 20 times. I bet you never noticed?”
Doctor: “I got it, I got it. I’ll write you a prescription for some medicine. Come back next week.”
A week later:
Woman: “Doc, what the hell did you give me? Now my farts are still silent, but they reek like hell!!”
Doctor: “Perfect! Your stuffy nose is all better. Now we just need to take care of your hard of hearing.”
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