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They Finished Your Mom’s Dildo

They finished your mom’s dildo.

I’m not saying she is a whore, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.

Why are pubic hairs curly?

So they don’t poke your eye out.

BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.

Doctors have described his condition as stable.

What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?

One looks up your family tree. The other looks up your family bush.

I was recently invited to a 3-way.

There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time.

It’s been 3 years since I started training for the ejaculation distance championships.

Since then I’ve come a long way.

My friend thinks that a woman in camouflage is really sexy.

I just don’t see it.

I don’t always whoomp.

But when I do, there it is.

I just bought a new laptop and painted it black so it would run faster…

Instead, it just stopped working and stole all my data…