A guy just started at his new job, working at an adult shop. His boss comes out and tells him he has to leave for a while and asks, “Can you handle it?”
The new employee reluctantly agrees.
While he is alone, he sells a white dildo, a black dildo, and then a plaid one from the shelf for $165.
Finally, the guy’s boss returns and asks, “How did you do while I was gone?”
The salesman says, “I think I did good. I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!”
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