A Trip To Australia

An elderly British couple rents a car in Australia. They return furious after seeing a man having sex with a kangaroo and a one-legged man masturbating.

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The rental clerk says, “Please understand, it is very difficult for a one-legged man to be able to catch a ‘roo.”

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